Season 1
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| #1.1 The Race Begins (Original Air Date: 09-05-2001) |
| #1.2 Divide and Conquer (Original Air Date: 09-19-2001) |
| #1.3 Home for Some (Original Air Date: 09-26-2001) |
| #1.4 Colossal Showdown (Original Air Date: 10-03-2001) |
| #1.5 Desert Storm (Original Air Date: 10-10-2001) |
| #1.6 Whatever It Takes to Win (Original Air Date: 10-17-2001) |
| #1.7 Triumph and Loss (Original Air Date: 10-24-2001) |
| #1.8 Competition to the Fullest (Original Air Date: 10-31-2001) |
| #1.9 The Unexpected Twist (Original Air Date: 11-14-2001) |
| #1.10 To the Physical and Mental Limit (Original Air Date: 11-21-2001) |
| #1.11 Fight to the Last Minute (Original Air Date: 11-28-2001) |
| #1.12 Race to the Finish: Part 1 (Original Air Date: 12-05-2001) |
| #1.13 Race to the Finish: Part 2 (Original Air Date: 12-13-2001) |
Season 2
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| #2.1 The World Is Waiting: Go! (Original Air Date: 03-11-2002) |
| #2.2 Help Me, I'm American (Original Air Date: 03-13-2002) |
| #2.3 My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off (Original Air Date: 03-20-2002) |
| #2.4 This Game Is About Minutes (Original Air Date: 03-27-2002) |
| #2.5 Welcome to the World of Being Human (Original Air Date: 04-03-2002) |
| #2.6 I'm Gonna Take His Girl (Original Air Date: 04-10-2002) |
| #2.7 I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes (Original Air Date: 04-17-2002) |
| #2.8 I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! (Original Air Date: 04-24-2002) |
| #2.9 Ready to Lose Our Lives (Original Air Date: 05-01-2002) |
| #2.10 It's Hammer Time (Original Air Date: 05-08-2002) |
| #2.11 Follow That Plane! (Original Air Date: 05-15-2002) |
Season 3
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| #3.1 What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open? (Original Air Date: 10-02-2002) |
| #3.2 This Seems Like the Path Straight to Hell! (Original Air Date: 10-09-2002) |
| #3.3 You Always Just Forget About Me! (Original Air Date: 10-16-2002) |
| #3.4 Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face (Original Air Date: 09-23-2002) |
| #3.5 What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff? (Original Air Date: 10-30-2002) |
| #3.6 I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are (Original Air Date: 11-13-2002) |
| #3.7 I'm Supposed to Be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?! (Original Air Date: 11-20-2002) |
| #3.8 This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down! (Original Air Date: 11-27-2002) |
| #3.9 Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?! (Original Air Date: 12-04-2002) |
| #3.10 Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now! (Original Air Date: 12-11-2002) |
| #3.11 They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! (Original Air Date: 12-18-2002) |
Season 4
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| #4.1 Cheaters Never Win --- and They Cheated! (Original Air Date: 05-29-2003) |
| #4.2 It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served - and We're Bigger (Original Air Date: 06-05-2003) |
| #4.3 I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards! (Original Air Date: 06-12-2003) |
| #4.4 Check Your Tires Because... Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen! (Original Air Date: 06-19-2003) |
| #4.5 You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose! (Original Air Date: 06-26-2003) |
| #4.6 I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now (Original Air Date: 07-03-2003) |
| #4.7 We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway... and the Lights Are Off! (Original Air Date: 07-10-2003) |
| #4.8 The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old But Still Very, Very with It (Original Air Date: 07-17-2003) |
| #4.9 We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing (Original Air Date: 07-24-2003) |
| #4.10 That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face! (Original Air Date: 07-31-2003) |
| #4.11 Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You (Original Air Date: 08-07-2003) |
| #4.12 He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack! (Original Air Date: 08-14-2003) |
| #4.13 It's Like Adam Building His First House! (Original Air Date: 08-21-2003) |
Season 5
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| #5.1 Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You (Original Air Date: 07-07-2004) |
| #5.2 It Turned Ugly Just Now (Original Air Date: 07-13-2004) |
| #5.3 I Got Electrocuted (Original Air Date: 07-20-2004) |
| #5.4 Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat? (Original Air Date: 07-27-2004) |
| #5.5 Are You Good at Puzzles? (Original Air Date: 08-03-2004) |
| #5.6 Why Can't We Get a Camel? (Original Air Date: 08-10-2004) |
| #5.7 Are You Sure This Is Safe? (Original Air Date: 08-17-2004) |
| #5.8 I'm Going to Jail (Original Air Date: 08-24-2004) |
| #5.9 If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up! (Original Air Date: 08-31-2004) |
| #5.10 If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good (Original Air Date: 09-07-2004) |
| #5.11 It's Okay, Run Them Over! (Original Air Date: 09-14-2004) |
| #5.12 You've Just Made Me a Millionaire (Original Air Date: 09-21-2004) |
Season 6
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| #6.1 The Game's Afoot (Original Air Date: 11-16-2004) |
| #6.2 I'm Not His Wife - He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me (Original Air Date: 11-23-2004) |
| #6.3 Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science (Original Air Date: 11-30-2004) |
| #6.4 What If It Isn't Sanitary (Original Air Date: 11-07-2004) |
| #6.5 Quit Following Us (Original Air Date: 12-14-2004) |
| #6.6 They Should Probably Have Some Counseling (Original Air Date: 12-21-2004) |
| #6.7 Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie (Original Air Date: 12-28-2004) |
| #6.8 One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half (Original Air Date: 01-04-2005) |
| #6.9 Tell My Mom I Love Her (Original Air Date: 01-11-2005) |
| #6.10 Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling? (Original Air Date: 01-18-2005) |
| #6.11 It Always Comes Down to the Details (Original Air Date: 01-25-2005) |
| #6.12 You Deal with This Before I Hyperventilate (Original Air Date: 02-01-2005) |
| #6.13 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles (Original Air Date: 02-08-2005) |
Season 7
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| #7.1 Courteous? This Is a Race! (Original Air Date: 03-01-2005) |
| #7.2 The Whole Country Hates Me (Original Air Date: 03-08-2005) |
| #7.3 Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation (Original Air Date: 03-15-2005) |
| #7.4 What a Gaucho You Are (Original Air Date: 03-22-2005) |
| #7.5 I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time (Original Air Date: 03-29-2005) |
| #7.6 Houston, We Have an Elephant (Original Air Date: 04-05-2005) |
| #7.7 They Saved the Eyeball (Original Air Date: 04-06-2005) |
| #7.8 Mow'em Down Like Grass (Original Air Date: 04-12-2005) |
| #7.9 We Have a Bad Elephant! (Original Air Date: 04-19-2005) |
| #7.10 We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome! (Original Air Date: 04-26-2005) |
| #7.11 The Devil Made Me Do It (Original Air Date: 05-03-2005) |
| #7.12 Five Continents, 25 Cities and More Than 40,000 Miles (Original Air Date: 05-10-2005) |
Season 8
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| #8.1 Go, Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them! (Original Air Date: 09-27-2005) |
| #8.2 How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot? (Original Air Date: 10-04-2005) |
| #8.3 I Don't Kiss, I Make Out! (Original Air Date: 10-11-2005) |
| #8.4 Think Like an Office Chair (Original Air Date: 10-18-2005) |
| #8.5 We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls (Original Air Date: 10-25-2005) |
| #8.6 I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do (Original Air Date: 11-01-2005) |
| #8.7 I Don't Roll with the Punches, I Punch (Original Air Date: 11-07-2005) |
| #8.8 You Look Ridiculous (Original Air Date: 11-08-2005) |
| #8.9 How's That Face Feel? (Original Air Date: 12-28-2006) |
| #8.10 Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something (Original Air Date: 11-29-2005) |
| #8.11 The Family Christmas Card (Original Air Date: 12-06-2005) |
| #8.12 25 Days, 50 Cities, and More Than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family... (Original Air Date: 12-13-2005) |
Season 9
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| #9.1 Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks! (Original Air Date: 02-28-2006) |
| #9.2 I'm Filthy and I Love It! (Original Air Date: 03-07-2006) |
| #9.3 I'm in Russia Playing with Dolls (Original Air Date: 03-14-2006) |
| #9.4 It's Not Over Until Phil Sings (Original Air Date: 03-21-2006) |
| #9.5 Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School (Original Air Date: 03-28-2006) |
| #9.6 Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me (Original Air Date: 04-05-2006) |
| #9.7 Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes (Original Air Date: 04-12-2006) |
| #9.8 Here Comes the Bedouin! (Original Air Date: 04-19-2006) |
| #9.9 Do You Know How Much Running I Did Today, Phil? (Original Air Date: 04-26-2006) |
| #9.10 Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names (Original Air Date: 05-03-2006) |
| #9.11 I Think This Monkey Likes Me (Original Air Date: 05-10-2006) |
| #9.12 5 Continents ... 10 Countries ... and More Than 59 Thousand Miles! (Original Air Date: 05-17-2006) |
Season 10
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| #10.1 Real Fast! Quack, Quack! (Original Air Date: 09-17-2006) |
| #10.2 Can Horses Smell Fear? (Original Air Date: 09-24-2006) |
| #10.3 Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV! (Original Air Date: 10-01-2006) |
| #10.4 I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! (Original Air Date: 10-08-2006) |
| #10.5 I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! (Original Air Date: 10-15-2006) |
| #10.6 Maybe Steven Segal Will See Me and Want Me to Be in One of His Movies (Original Air Date: 10-22-2006) |
| #10.7 I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle (Original Air Date: 10-29-2006) |
| #10.8 He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips (Original Air Date: 11-05-2006) |
| #10.9 Being Polite Sucks Sometimes (Original Air Date: 11-12-2006) |
| #10.10 Lookin' Like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive (Original Air Date: 11-19-2006) |
| #10.11 We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches (Original Air Date: 11-26-2006) |
| #10.12 Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now! (Original Air Date: 12-02-2006) |
| #10.13 Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever (Original Air Date: 12-09-2006) |
Season 11
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| #11.1 I Told You Less Martinis and More Cardio (Original Air Date: 02-18-2007) |
| #11.2 Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep (Original Air Date: 02-25-2007) |
| #11.3 I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know (Original Air Date: 03-04-2007) |
| #11.4 No Babies on the Race! (Original Air Date: 03-11-2007) |
| #11.5 You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy (Original Air Date: 03-18-2007) |
| #11.6 We're Going to Trade You for Food Now (Original Air Date: 03-25-2007) |
| #11.7 If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number: Part One (Original Air Date: 04-01-2007) |
| #11.8 If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number: Part Two (Original Air Date: 04-01-2007) |
| #11.9 The Way You Look, Yeah (Original Air Date: 04-08-2007) |
| #11.10 We Are Trying to Make Love, Not War (Original Air Date: 04-15-2007) |
| #11.11 Good Doing Business with You (Original Air Date: 04-22-2007) |
| #11.12 Oh My God, the Teletubbies Go to War (Original Air Date: 04-29-2007) |
| #11.13 Low to the Ground, That's My Technique (Original Air Date: 05-06-2007) |
